Loch Ness Monster Captured!!

Ok, ok... so it was just another video of him (or her) shot by some guy, who was probably filming a tree while taking a leak after a very severe round of beer-drinking. But who cares! A real entrepreneur would use this opportunity to their advantage! So now you don't have to promote your site by running around downtown butt-naked with your URL written on your ass. (Trust me, once the booze wears off, it's just not as funny as it had first seemed.)


Some Ideas to promote your site thanks to `Nessie:

- "REWARD: $1,000,000.00 for the capture and export of Nessie from Loch Ness to Detroit, MI in order to fulfill a short order cook position at Al's burger barn"

- "I am Pregnant with Nessie's love child, Join my site to see the XXX video of the conception!" This works even better if you are a guy believe it or not.

-"Nessie's video debut makes it to YouTube's top spot, come in to here and win a signed video of Nessie that validates that MySpace position for the Scottish people and their Haggis!" I do not have a clue what this means, but I doubt anyone else would understand it either. But it's sure to make someone interested!!

Use any of these to get those people into your site. Trust me, it works for Jerry Springer, it'll work for you!