drunk blogging when shometing

Ohh kay. sho uou want to put somrething in the blogg, but the 15 shotz of Jack are giving youse waay too mush ideas. ok, her's what you DOT NOT do!

1) Wight about youse boss. no mutter the amount of a dick-head she/he mays be..

2) Dont's right about the bosh. no mater hows hot you want them.

3) don't right.

4) What the helss YOU looking at!? Wha? yous wanna piece of me?!?

5) Hold its to the bathromm. the keybord don't like yellow rain.....

6) Let mes tell ya sumpting. I LOVE ya! yup. I love ya like a bother. unlesz yos a babee. then we need to git B-U-Z-Y!!

7) What the F#@$ are YOU louking at!? That's it ya bastard~!~

*) wow, I don't think the wif nows about yos and me, but she would be ok wid it anyhow.

%%) You know. That pizza aDID have mushrooms! I can see little peices of them. I told ya yos bastand! gimme $5!!

???) ooooh kup. you forn me gorth bashhhhhhhh!! shhhhh... quiet. hehe, no,no reallly. I'bvre thong me tard.. wait. hold on.... MuuuUURRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! HURrrrRRRRRKKKKKK! asssh, that beshter.